when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
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*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
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i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours
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jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
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so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time.
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